My buddy looked at my picture of Nekid Raiden doin a cartwheel and he sent me this... read it.. It's funny.


"DAH!"
"What happened Mark???"
"Dude, i think i saw a penis do a cartwheel?!"
"Holy shit no way! give me some more weed bro! Maybe i'll see it too!"
"OW! DUDE! There it is again!!!"
"UGH! I missed iiiiit!"
"Dude you totally missed it!"
"Maaaaan i totally missed it!"
"Think i got a boner that time, you can see that if you want???"
"Alright, i guess so..."
"LOOK DUDE! Up, to late!"
"UGH! i missed your bonerrrrrr! UUUUUUGH!"
"Yeah, like you missed me doin you mom..."

-This is HQ, please respond!-

"Hey HQ guy, i just saw a flying blonde penis!"

-sending reinforcements! Use extra caution-

"What? Why?"

-Flying penis is armed and dangerous!-

"ARMED?! WITH WHAT?!"

-A 2 mm pistol that shoots white bullets-

"Holy Hell! Is it a black pistol"

-if it were a black one i'd be a magnum, not a 2mm pistol, stop smoking and return to your position, use extra caution-

"DUDE! did you hear that?! there's actually a black penis running around!"
"Really?! I thought he said a white one! Because you know MGS 2 has like...no black people in it, besides that old bald black foo, who sounds like Samual L Jackson, you know, that black guy who, of corse, is a crip and sprays bombs for a living! Oh and that other black girl, she kinda looks like if Sisco had a daughter from africa.
Yeah i'd totally bone her!"
"Dude.............what?"
"What?"
"Shit man, i dont know?"
"....What?"
"Yeah!"
"Okay!"
"You know i've never seen the notebook!"
"Really?! Aw MAN! that is a tear jerker!"
"For reals?"
"Yeah..."
"Dude, your such a pussy!"
"Oh YEAH?! Well atleast i dont like broke back mountain!!!"
*GASP* "HOW DARE YOU?!"
"How dare i?! HOW DARE I?!"
"YEAH! HOW DARE YOU!!! your the one who gets a boner off a flying penis and you call me gay?!"
"but i didnt call you gay..."
"But....you....touche Mark...touche...!"
"DUDE! there it is again!"
"OW! I SAW IT!"
"niiice!"
"how the hell did you get a boner off that?! It was so small?!"
"i dont know, but i have and exclamation point above my head thats making me excited and want to go check it out!"
"you wanna go check it out"
"yeah, lets go"

*PUFF*
*POW*
*FLOP*

"dude mark, we just got our asses kicked by a flying white penis..."
"dude...sweet"
"yeah, maybe we'll see the black one next!"
*cough cough* "i hope not...it'd kill us!"
"yeah...but...ive seen a flying white penis...but not a black one..."
"i heard, if you look directly into it'd eye...you'll turn to stone!"
"NO WAY?! YOU LIE"
"It has to be true!"
"yeah? how so?!"
"because just thinking about it is turning me into stone?!"
"Ewh dude!"
"HAHA! hey, i have one star left, what about you?"
"i have 2...got whacked pretty hard in my mouth, i mean my head..."
"dude, i wanna see some tits...lets go check out the hidden asian chick in the room upstairs!"
"alright!"

:'] ....